1. Why are all the boys I know from Long Island douchebags?

    vialineaverde:

    Is it like an incestual douchebag penal colony?

    Is there something in the water?

    I’d really like to know.

    Theres something in the water. I had to move countries and 3,000 miles to find a non-douchey one.

    11 months ago  /  3 notes  /  Source: vialineaverde

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      Theres something in the water. I had to move countries and 3,000 miles to find a non-douchey one.
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